Monday, June 30, 2008
Orkut Profile 4
This is Chinmay.
Confessions of my mind!
Love life:
I need to prove myself before I could actually make it to some final decision. Love can make you reach heights, it can inspire your but surely too much of it can spoil you also.
If you dont get the person you like, it means that you have some more things to do before you fall in.
My Friends:
I have very few friends. Actually friends do have a lot of value in my life. So it might be the thing that I cherish all those valuables who are my friends. I am very choosy kind of person. My friend needs to really earn me and so do I. I try to earn and allow respect & Trust. My friendship generally dont base on timepass.
My Boss:
I have never liked the mentality of my boss. I cant live in 2*2 box mentality. I need free play ground to explore things and my strengths. My boss is perfect blend of political qualities. He can bust you any moment just to release his pressure. So your job is always at stake when you work with people like him.
My Relatives:
I only like those relatives which can speak to you as good as a friend can. Other I totally Ignore. In general mentality of relatives is carry on with relations. I just dont believe this concept.
My thinking:
Generally thinking makes lot of difference. I am always odd man out in terms of thinking. I generally dont do what others are doing. I learn from what others are doing and do by my own way. Thinking is what makes the difference. He who can think sound can creat miracles and can be too dangerous also.. its both ways. Choice remains upto oneself.
One may have 100 chances to intentionally take undue benefit out of situations but it needs Character to make things good rather than taking advantage.
Monster is actually a Professional inside. He just needs to fall in Love to create MIRACLES!!
I am not backed by lots of well wishers because of non-traditional thinking. But thats a gift in disguise. I, with Will make majority.
I have been sorrounded by few well wishers also. I always get energy from their wishes. I generally strive to make it upto their expectations. They dont expect things for them. They expect for my good. I need to back them.
I dont know how much I want, I think I want infinite. Sometimes creative thirst can make you reach dream destinations.
Sometimes words can make things better than actions and vice versa. One must make use of both properly.
When I am Captain of winning battle, I generally run away from all celebrations. I need to meditate after all battles.When I am part of Losing team, I generally encourage people and try to make things better.
My testimonials may be highly influenced and over-rated by my few interactions with the people.
There is always indecision between needs and wants. Needs are sufficient and wants are extravagant. No matter what you want but what you need, you always get that. (by Chinmay)
Earlier, I would use to get angry very quickly but now I have got huge control over my anger. I walk on edge, thats too dangerous sometimes. Its highly sophisticated new generation processor fitted inside me. So its obvious that acclaimatisation of situations sometimes make it work at higher heat.. hehehe
Lastly, I always like to give Thanks.
Thanks to Parents for giving such wonderful Life.
To Friends who have always given me company at bad times.
To Wel Wishers, who have always been with me without disclosure.
To Life, which teaches me lots of things.
To God, who has trusted me and given me package of good stuffs.
Thanks to all who have reached to my heart!
Looking forward for more.
Regards
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Orkut Profile 3
This is Chinmay.
About my love life:
I have had lots of crushes in my life. But none of them came up with any type of relation. (Even some of them were never even close to friendship).
I strongly believe that, there cant be friendship between a Handsome guy and a Beautiful chick. Sadly the emotion plays part. hehehe..
Right these days, I have found someone from whom I am borrowing some lightning energy.
About my Boss:
I work at one respectable organization. (Name undisclosed for security purpose)
anyways.. So my boss has Big eyes and he has habit of moving his neck every 3 seconds. So if you have seen him stable for 2 seconds, at next moment you will see a unique action of neck and sholders which cant be copied by even he himself..(actually every time he makes it so differently that its impossible for he himself to repeat it).
My boss thinks that eating "Almond" increases memory, so he advises every single person to eat those. Even peons, substaff and we all and may be MD also.
He is perfect example of doing a single step work in 100 steps and after that expecting a 'pat on back' award for not doing the same work by few steps more.
He has asked every single employee of the company about the RESOLUTION of doing any activity or process. I am sure in his diary he must have formed Resolutions for going to Washroom.
He also tought me how to initiate mail and involve such person in that, so that they can fight on the issue and in the process we can buy some more time for pending work and then bagging award for doing work in record time.
He has typical habit of saying "This one" atleast once in every line. The use of these two words makes his sentences absolute blast for laughs (which we are not allowed in front of him). Also sometimes those sentences gets double meaning if given some proper "bad" logic.
He feels that all the people around him are beaurocrats and all are working staff of parliament which he calls "Mantralay".
Some good things about him are:
He has a lot fan following him, which want to take fun by remaing a way out of range.
Also when he is not around, all earlier affected parties will ask "Where is he?" This is called popularity in negative role.
I do admire his strong memory that he must be eating "Almonds" regularly.
First of all looking at such a picture having all type scripts, I was truly frightened. I took some comments as serious insults.
But then one day after having a word with well wisher, I took the same stand against my boss.
Things then turned out a little fine than earlier.
with all due respect to all his lovers (if any) i wish to end this up here.
My life:
I have lost my match box. The day I find it, be assured there will be lots of lamps lighting. Because I believe in lighting lamps. Sometimes you need someone to show you where to search for the matchbox. As soon as you get the right person for indication... your lost match box is surely going to be yours again.
Not everything is told by words. lots of things can be made by Actions. But surely soft words can save lot of Actions.
World is defined by letter / word, "I"/"Eye". Every "I" / "Eye" has seperate definition for / in World.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Orkut Profile 2
Regards
Chinmay
Monday, February 4, 2008
Professinal
education: Bachelor's Degree high school: college/university: degree: year: 2002 college/university: major: degree: year: 2006 college/university: major: degree: year: 2007 occupation: industry: Legal, Legal Services company: company webpage: title: job description: I play different roles at different times according to needs of my boss. work email: its reserved for special people like@Boss.com stay away!! work phone: career skills: Skills are yet in pot to be mentioned. career interests: my forehead has line!! editideal match: Is this a matchmaking site?? first thing you will notice about me: My Big Silence height: 183 centimeters eye color: brown hair color: black build: athletic body art: looks: attractive best feature: eyes turn ons: body piercing(s), candlelight, flirting, long hair, public displays of affection, sarcasm turn offs: Attitude my idea of a perfect first date: I am not under trial. from my past relationships i learned: Relations can never have past.. they are either in present or in future. five things I cant live without: 1) Secret in my bedroom you will find: Basically I have lots of things in my bedroom. |
Personal
ideal match: Is this a matchmaking site?? first thing you will notice about me: My Big Silence height: 183 centimeters eye color: brown hair color: black build: athletic body art: looks: attractive best feature: eyes turn ons: body piercing(s), candlelight, flirting, long hair, public displays of affection, sarcasm turn offs: Attitude my idea of a perfect first date: I am not under trial. from my past relationships i learned: Relations can never have past.. they are either in present or in future. five things I cant live without: 1) Secret in my bedroom you will find: Basically I have lots of things in my bedroom. |
Cuisines
I can eat almost every brain coming across me.
So only those people can survive in front of me.... who either have no brains or they have kept their brains aside when they are with me!
I have secret reserves inside my tummy. I can take 2 full lunch or two full dinners in a gap of half an hour. I have seriously done this. Eating at hotel and afterwards having dinner cooked by MOM pretending to be very hungry, is my regular habbit.
Movies
I learnt a lot from english movies.
Some of my hindi fav movies are
Koi Mil Gaya
Rockford
Dhoop
Dor
Also I like most of the movies of Duggu.. Bole to Hritik Roshan..
(Dhoom 2 me Hritik ne billi ki pappi li.. ye mujhe bilkul pasand nahi aaya..)
TV Serials
Every evil woman is pretty hot in looks.. (but not vice versa.. every hot chick is generally not evil... i hope keeping fingers crossed... hehehe)
Sulekha from Asambhav (Mind well Sulekha is not Hot!...)
Janaki from Vahini saheb
Komolika from Kasauti Zindagi ki..
are my most favorite.
Music i listen
So even if my liked singer sings absolute shit, still I admire his qualities. ;)
No one has right to be best all the times.. Yeah...
By the way those singers are
Sonu Nigam (any shit)
Roop Kumar Rathod (Aankhe teri..wow)
Sunidhi Chauhan (Bidi jalaile)
Alka Yadnik (very sweet voice.. so any shit.)
Shaan
Jaggujit Singh (anything by him)
Gulam Ali (Laga chunri me daag)
Books I read
So came back to pavillion..
I generally read science fiction that too in regional languages and sometimes spiritual books also.
Presently lots of Books are crying out loud because i have not even touched them since long time.. Man! how fool i am!!... Why i am ignoring the best gift to mankind??
You know what.. books try your patience in the preface and then they crumble your ego into pieces in few chapters.. and in the end when you are left with clear mind... they give you message..
Ofcouse... listning or not listning to books.. is individual perspective...
And yes.. Books never lie.. they do their job with precision and highest accuracy..
Authors can lie many times..
Sports
I see others playing sports by inspiring (instigating) them.
I can play a very bad chess,
a poorest badminton and i am worst rock climber.
One more.. I have habbit of throwing flat rocks over the waters.. it gives me immence pleasure if.. it sails for more than 7-8 times.. pretty hard although..
There should competitions of these on International Level. hehehehe
My Passion
To do all such things which I am not able to do. like....
(actually when i started things which i am not able to do.. i found a very few. So as soon as i get a few more.. i will write all of them)
I have very bad passion to do postmortem of the electronic gadgets.. I have opened all the electronic instruments in my house except my Laptop.. I will keep it virgin.. i guess..
She is my best student.
http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=8956581603458310099
One of my Passions of life is I will make my enemies feel proud of me. They will be happy to know.. that they know me wrongly.. I mean it by all sense.
My Orkut Profile
My Love Life:
I had following "Lafde" till now.
Countless Crushes
3 Proposes (by me only. more to go for)
2 Rejections (names will be told on request)
1 Acceptance (Deep Pains because of getting dumped afterwards.. hehehe)
No Proposes from Counter Parties as of now.
Recently few new birds are spotted.
I hope some day someone will propose me.. (Hehehe....)
Flirting is an Art.. and although from commerce background.. I know this Art.
While working with my company (name not disclosed for security reasons) , I came to know several aspects of my hopeless/ helpless boss.
These days I am very busy in planning new strategies to do pungi to my boss.
Whole and sole, I owe the credit of my success to my boss. Without him, i would never come to know, how not to be like him.
One True factor my boss tought me. Thats making my life. "HE TOLD ME HOW TO STAND FIRM EVEN IF THERE IS OPPOSITION FROM EACH DIRECTION" I really appreciate him for this keeping aside all points of hatred.
Also even though conspiracy background behind.. everybody asks about my boss, when he is not there.. Saala... this is called popularity
This is what I believe
Right now I am not in control of my life. But I believe, everybody writes HIStory every second. An Open Mind is always like Parachute... so I am working on opening the Parachute... ooh.. Mind...
Everybody is born to do some task and he can do that task over his lifetime. Those who swim against the flow can reach the source and achieve respectable position and make a mark on peoples heart. I want to be that.
We should never oppose system by paying special attention out of our precious time. Also we should never forget to learn what the system has tought us. Dedication of time to your progressive task can make system work for you. Lazy attempt and unnecessary ego towards the system can be dangerous to oneself. So one needs to be ProActive.
Always try to kill the desire in the mind and you can win whatever you want. I experienced this by myself.
Losing battle teaches you more than the winning one. That doesnt mean you should lose always to get better teachings. Nobody wins at every battle. Sometimes winning percentage is less is personal perspective but the same can be legend in others perspective.
Anybody can be your teacher. So never under-estimate any person younger than you. Even a small infant can teach you lots of things by his actions.
A man can never leave those things which he fears to be taken by others after he leaves it.
Prohibition and restriction has very narrow line in between them and same is the case with a Saint and a common Man.
Love the life... So Life Loves you more.
Believe by Heart but deal by Brains. Because Heart may teach you how to attach, but Brain tells you where to detach.
Do not get into absolute prejudices. Coz prejudices have life long effects. If life is not certain then how prejudices can be 100% perfect??
If you wish to negate the hatred about any person.. then meditate and find your source.. As soon as you do this.. you wont hate the person.. Meditation reaches you to the mainframe of your origin. And thats the key to open the BIG DOOR!!
Always try to break the barriers by unconventional and legal ways. Sometimes you might get punishment. But the success might reach you to the top.
You can only change your destiny and not others. The others have full right to puncture your good plans. I have terrible experience of this.
The person who has tasted sour, can only tell what is sweet. Things sweet in taste often prove difficult to digest.
Never Lie, Steal, Cheat or Drink
But if you must lie, then lie in the arms of your loved one!
If you must steal, Steal away from wrong company!
If you must cheat, Cheat Death!
and If you must drink, drink in the moments that takes your breath away!
the lines written in what I believe are absolute shit. so do not ever try to follow them. Those might be dangerous to lazy life.
Here I am ...
Chinmay Joshi