My Orkut Profile

Hi this is Chinmay!

My Love Life:

I had following "Lafde" till now.
Countless Crushes
3 Proposes (by me only. more to go for)
2 Rejections (names will be told on request)
1 Acceptance (Deep Pains because of getting dumped afterwards.. hehehe)
No Proposes from Counter Parties as of now.
Recently few new birds are spotted.
I hope some day someone will propose me.. (Hehehe....)
Flirting is an Art.. and although from commerce background.. I know this Art.

While working with my company (name not disclosed for security reasons) , I came to know several aspects of my hopeless/ helpless boss.
These days I am very busy in planning new strategies to do pungi to my boss.

Whole and sole, I owe the credit of my success to my boss. Without him, i would never come to know, how not to be like him.

One True factor my boss tought me. Thats making my life. "HE TOLD ME HOW TO STAND FIRM EVEN IF THERE IS OPPOSITION FROM EACH DIRECTION" I really appreciate him for this keeping aside all points of hatred.

Also even though conspiracy background behind.. everybody asks about my boss, when he is not there.. Saala... this is called popularity

This is what I believe

Right now I am not in control of my life. But I believe, everybody writes HIStory every second. An Open Mind is always like Parachute... so I am working on opening the Parachute... ooh.. Mind...

Everybody is born to do some task and he can do that task over his lifetime. Those who swim against the flow can reach the source and achieve respectable position and make a mark on peoples heart. I want to be that.

We should never oppose system by paying special attention out of our precious time. Also we should never forget to learn what the system has tought us. Dedication of time to your progressive task can make system work for you. Lazy attempt and unnecessary ego towards the system can be dangerous to oneself. So one needs to be ProActive.

Always try to kill the desire in the mind and you can win whatever you want. I experienced this by myself.

Losing battle teaches you more than the winning one. That doesnt mean you should lose always to get better teachings. Nobody wins at every battle. Sometimes winning percentage is less is personal perspective but the same can be legend in others perspective.

Anybody can be your teacher. So never under-estimate any person younger than you. Even a small infant can teach you lots of things by his actions.

A man can never leave those things which he fears to be taken by others after he leaves it.

Prohibition and restriction has very narrow line in between them and same is the case with a Saint and a common Man.

Love the life... So Life Loves you more.

Believe by Heart but deal by Brains. Because Heart may teach you how to attach, but Brain tells you where to detach.

Do not get into absolute prejudices. Coz prejudices have life long effects. If life is not certain then how prejudices can be 100% perfect??

If you wish to negate the hatred about any person.. then meditate and find your source.. As soon as you do this.. you wont hate the person.. Meditation reaches you to the mainframe of your origin. And thats the key to open the BIG DOOR!!


Always try to break the barriers by unconventional and legal ways. Sometimes you might get punishment. But the success might reach you to the top.

You can only change your destiny and not others. The others have full right to puncture your good plans. I have terrible experience of this.


The person who has tasted sour, can only tell what is sweet. Things sweet in taste often prove difficult to digest.

Never Lie, Steal, Cheat or Drink

But if you must lie, then lie in the arms of your loved one!
If you must steal, Steal away from wrong company!
If you must cheat, Cheat Death!
and If you must drink, drink in the moments that takes your breath away!

the lines written in what I believe are absolute shit. so do not ever try to follow them. Those might be dangerous to lazy life.


Here I am ...

Chinmay Joshi