Monday, February 4, 2008

Professinal

education:

Bachelor's Degree

college/university:

Dharampeth Boys College

degree:

year:

2002

degree:

year:

2006

degree:

year:

2007

occupation:

Banker

industry:

Legal, Legal Services

company:

company webpage:

http://www.dcbl.com

job description:

I play different roles at different times according to needs of my boss.

work email:

its reserved for special people like@Boss.com stay away!!

work phone:

Personal

ideal match:

Is this a matchmaking site??

Shall I give horoscope over here??

A girl mature than me, fair in color, long hair, suitable height, very understanding, if she is doctor by profession then it would be really great.. but no compulsion as such and she should be chatter box like kareena in Jab we met.....

The only thing that can impress me is "Talks"

Again names would be disclosed on special requests..

Right now the search is on.
So find me.. talk to me.. impress me... I am yours.. hehehehe.. I am way lot RICH.. Richie Rich By Heart.

first thing you will notice about me:

My Big Silence

height:

183 centimeters

eye color:

brown

hair color:

black

build:

athletic

body art:

looks:

attractive

best feature:

eyes

turn ons:

body piercing(s), candlelight, flirting, long hair, public displays of affection, sarcasm

turn offs:

Attitude

my idea of a perfect first date:

I am not under trial.
So no first and subsequent dates...

seriouly if some gal comes on date with me.. then she would start loving me.. Bet on this!!!

whos coming??
(see.. money will be spent on pro-rata basis.. thats my condition.. hehehe)

from my past relationships i learned:

Relations can never have past.. they are either in present or in future.

In general nobody loves "Past" about relationships.

I learnt that.. you can change your die hard enemy into your life saving friend, just because... your extra "That thing"

Now "That thing" has no definition.. it is impliedly understood.

five things I cant live without:

1) Secret
2) Computers
3) Spects (Uske bina kuch dikhta nahi hai yaar!!)
4) Books (They talk a lot)
5) Hot Stuffs (Isme sabhi hot cheeze aa gayi.. you name it and its there)

in my bedroom you will find:

Basically I have lots of things in my bedroom.
Books, Laptop, CDs, Scattered Clothes and my thoughts.

So generally I dont allow anyone to enter my room.
You might get influenced by thoughts carried by air in my room.

Cuisines

I am a very bad eater.
I can eat almost every brain coming across me.
So only those people can survive in front of me.... who either have no brains or they have kept their brains aside when they are with me!

I have secret reserves inside my tummy. I can take 2 full lunch or two full dinners in a gap of half an hour. I have seriously done this. Eating at hotel and afterwards having dinner cooked by MOM pretending to be very hungry, is my regular habbit.

Movies

I have my own collection of almost 400+ english movies and a few hindi also. Shall I mention it here??

I learnt a lot from english movies.

Some of my hindi fav movies are
Koi Mil Gaya
Rockford
Dhoop
Dor

Also I like most of the movies of Duggu.. Bole to Hritik Roshan..
(Dhoom 2 me Hritik ne billi ki pappi li.. ye mujhe bilkul pasand nahi aaya..)

TV Serials

I like all the serials having evil woman charaters.
Every evil woman is pretty hot in looks.. (but not vice versa.. every hot chick is generally not evil... i hope keeping fingers crossed... hehehe)

Sulekha from Asambhav (Mind well Sulekha is not Hot!...)
Janaki from Vahini saheb
Komolika from Kasauti Zindagi ki..
are my most favorite.

Music i listen

I like music by some pop singers.. so i go by brand name only.
So even if my liked singer sings absolute shit, still I admire his qualities. ;)

No one has right to be best all the times.. Yeah...

By the way those singers are
Sonu Nigam (any shit)
Roop Kumar Rathod (Aankhe teri..wow)
Sunidhi Chauhan (Bidi jalaile)
Alka Yadnik (very sweet voice.. so any shit.)
Shaan
Jaggujit Singh (anything by him)
Gulam Ali (Laga chunri me daag)

Books I read

After reading "Five point someone" I got really frustrated.. (I seriously wrote a letter about that to chetan bhagawat).. I hope Chetan has not done shits in his other versions of books..

So came back to pavillion..

I generally read science fiction that too in regional languages and sometimes spiritual books also.

Presently lots of Books are crying out loud because i have not even touched them since long time.. Man! how fool i am!!... Why i am ignoring the best gift to mankind??

You know what.. books try your patience in the preface and then they crumble your ego into pieces in few chapters.. and in the end when you are left with clear mind... they give you message..

Ofcouse... listning or not listning to books.. is individual perspective...

And yes.. Books never lie.. they do their job with precision and highest accuracy..

Authors can lie many times..

Activities

NO time for doing any activities than framing new strategies to do pungi to boss.After framing strategies, if I get time.. then i am always into computing...

Sports

I generally dont play sports.
I see others playing sports by inspiring (instigating) them.

I can play a very bad chess,
a poorest badminton and i am worst rock climber.

One more.. I have habbit of throwing flat rocks over the waters.. it gives me immence pleasure if.. it sails for more than 7-8 times.. pretty hard although..
There should competitions of these on International Level. hehehehe

My Passion

To be truthful about passion wont be good. If I say truth, people will run away..

To do all such things which I am not able to do. like....
(actually when i started things which i am not able to do.. i found a very few. So as soon as i get a few more.. i will write all of them)

I have very bad passion to do postmortem of the electronic gadgets.. I have opened all the electronic instruments in my house except my Laptop.. I will keep it virgin.. i guess..

She is my best student.
http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=8956581603458310099

One of my Passions of life is I will make my enemies feel proud of me. They will be happy to know.. that they know me wrongly.. I mean it by all sense.

My Orkut Profile

Hi this is Chinmay!

My Love Life:

I had following "Lafde" till now.
Countless Crushes
3 Proposes (by me only. more to go for)
2 Rejections (names will be told on request)
1 Acceptance (Deep Pains because of getting dumped afterwards.. hehehe)
No Proposes from Counter Parties as of now.
Recently few new birds are spotted.
I hope some day someone will propose me.. (Hehehe....)
Flirting is an Art.. and although from commerce background.. I know this Art.

While working with my company (name not disclosed for security reasons) , I came to know several aspects of my hopeless/ helpless boss.
These days I am very busy in planning new strategies to do pungi to my boss.

Whole and sole, I owe the credit of my success to my boss. Without him, i would never come to know, how not to be like him.

One True factor my boss tought me. Thats making my life. "HE TOLD ME HOW TO STAND FIRM EVEN IF THERE IS OPPOSITION FROM EACH DIRECTION" I really appreciate him for this keeping aside all points of hatred.

Also even though conspiracy background behind.. everybody asks about my boss, when he is not there.. Saala... this is called popularity

This is what I believe

Right now I am not in control of my life. But I believe, everybody writes HIStory every second. An Open Mind is always like Parachute... so I am working on opening the Parachute... ooh.. Mind...

Everybody is born to do some task and he can do that task over his lifetime. Those who swim against the flow can reach the source and achieve respectable position and make a mark on peoples heart. I want to be that.

We should never oppose system by paying special attention out of our precious time. Also we should never forget to learn what the system has tought us. Dedication of time to your progressive task can make system work for you. Lazy attempt and unnecessary ego towards the system can be dangerous to oneself. So one needs to be ProActive.

Always try to kill the desire in the mind and you can win whatever you want. I experienced this by myself.

Losing battle teaches you more than the winning one. That doesnt mean you should lose always to get better teachings. Nobody wins at every battle. Sometimes winning percentage is less is personal perspective but the same can be legend in others perspective.

Anybody can be your teacher. So never under-estimate any person younger than you. Even a small infant can teach you lots of things by his actions.

A man can never leave those things which he fears to be taken by others after he leaves it.

Prohibition and restriction has very narrow line in between them and same is the case with a Saint and a common Man.

Love the life... So Life Loves you more.

Believe by Heart but deal by Brains. Because Heart may teach you how to attach, but Brain tells you where to detach.

Do not get into absolute prejudices. Coz prejudices have life long effects. If life is not certain then how prejudices can be 100% perfect??

If you wish to negate the hatred about any person.. then meditate and find your source.. As soon as you do this.. you wont hate the person.. Meditation reaches you to the mainframe of your origin. And thats the key to open the BIG DOOR!!


Always try to break the barriers by unconventional and legal ways. Sometimes you might get punishment. But the success might reach you to the top.

You can only change your destiny and not others. The others have full right to puncture your good plans. I have terrible experience of this.


The person who has tasted sour, can only tell what is sweet. Things sweet in taste often prove difficult to digest.

Never Lie, Steal, Cheat or Drink

But if you must lie, then lie in the arms of your loved one!
If you must steal, Steal away from wrong company!
If you must cheat, Cheat Death!
and If you must drink, drink in the moments that takes your breath away!

the lines written in what I believe are absolute shit. so do not ever try to follow them. Those might be dangerous to lazy life.


Here I am ...

Chinmay Joshi